Float like a flamingo, fight like a pool god. These pink Tidal G sunglasses with reflective water-repellent lenses are unsinkable. If they go flying in the splash zone, just scoop ’em up instead of...
In the spirit of futurism, like these futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever VRG goodr sunglasses, we decided to let AI write this post: These crisp and innovative blue sunnies will teleport you to the...
Ever since he stole a leopard-themed Lisa Frank binder from his
classmate back in the 90s, it's been Carl's dream to open his very own
Big Cat Sanctuary. It would be the perfect place to cuddle j...
BACK TO THE FUTUREGREAT SCOTT!!! We're taking you back...to the FUTURE, with these Back to the Future inspired-sunnies. These shades won't slip or bounce while time traveling, biking, beasting, gol...
You know what’s not underwhelming? These translucent dark teal VRGs with green gradient lenses. Don’t let a mediocre alien abduction ruin your vibe when you can rock shades that make you feel out o...
They can ban you from the go kart track but they can't ban you from being awesome. Peel out in a blaze of glory with these EXTREME polarized full-wrap sunnies. Featuring black frames, a black lens,...
GREAT SCOTT! These silver Wrap Gs w/ chrome reflective lenses are so epic, they might disrupt the time continuum, creating a new temporal event sequence resulting in an alternate reality. Includes ...
YOU FALL OUT OF BED. YOU TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS. YOU PICK UP A TRAY FULL OF DRINKS AND WALK INTO THE PATIO DOOR. YOU STEP ON A RAKE. YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE INTO A MAILBOX. YOU LEAN BACK IN YOUR CHAIR, FA...
BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!!
YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-F***ING BLANK!!!!
YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'R...
Blast off into adventure with MY OTHER RIDE IS A JET PACK, limited-edition wraparound sunnies with magenta and yellow frames and a teal lens. Perfect for thrill seekers who soar to new heights, whi...
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
FOR CENTURIES THE SPANISH AND SOUTHERNERS HAVE TORMENTED BULLS FOR SPORT. THEIR MISERY HAS BEEN USED AS A FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT. BUT WE AT GOODR KNOW THE TRUTH - BULLS ARE PEOPLE, ...
BLAST FROM THE PAST
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CAREFREE AND YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP AND SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE FLOOR?! REMEMBER WHEN YOU COU...
